Today's Ailments

• It is Monday
• My bird is still ill. I have begun to suspect that he may be suffering from megabacteria. I hope this is not the case
• I can't sleep. See above
• Stomach cramps
• Sore uddiyana bandha
• Heebie-jeebies--nearly screaming meemies without the screaming part
• Wheezing
• Swolen throat
• Stuffy nose
• Hives on earlobes and the backs of knees