Monday, August 22, 2005

Today's Ailments

  • It is Monday
  • My bird is still ill. I have begun to suspect that he may be suffering from megabacteria. I hope this is not the case
  • I can't sleep. See above
  • Stomach cramps
  • Sore uddiyana bandha
  • Heebie-jeebies--nearly screaming meemies without the screaming part
  • Wheezing
  • Swolen throat
  • Stuffy nose
  • Hives on earlobes and the backs of knees

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