And the Emu

I am going to wear dark colors in Portland this weekend and next week! I am so excited about dark colors and fake mod-looking pants. I am going to wear fake mod pants in Portland. And boots. I will not wear yoga clothes there, except to do yoga or sleep.

The search for the next Pussycat Doll is cult indoctrination. They are sleep deprived, they all stay in the same room, they have to recite sacred texts (Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me) over and over again.